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  • Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.
  • What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”
  • My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.
  • People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.
  • I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.
  • I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.