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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.