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My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.