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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.