50+ Funny Love Quotes That Show Romance Is Equal Parts Sweet And Ridiculous

New funny love quotes

• I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

• Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

• Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

• I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

• Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

• Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

• Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

• I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

• It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

• Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

Top funny love quotes

• The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

• Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

• I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

• Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

• I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

• First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

• Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

• My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

• I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

• Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

Popular funny love quotes

• Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

• If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

• Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

• Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

• “What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

• I love hard, but I stupid harder.

• I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

• They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

• I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

• Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

More funny love quotes

• You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

• I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

• “Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

• Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

• Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

• Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

• The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

• I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

• Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

• If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

Witty love quotes

• You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

• Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

• Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

• Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

• How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

• I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

• I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

• My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

• Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

• Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

Funny love quotes remind us that no matter how serious love feels 💖, there’s always room for laughter 😂. From inside jokes 🤭 to playful teasing 😜, humor keeps relationships light and strong 💪. These quotes celebrate the goofy, imperfect, and completely relatable side of being in love 💞. Share them with your sweetheart 💌, your friends 👯‍♀️, or just enjoy a good laugh at love’s little absurdities 🤣 — because romance is way more fun when you don’t take it too seriously!