New funny technology quotes

• Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

• Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

• My phone screen is brighter than my future.

• My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

• I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

• I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

• One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

• We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

• There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

• A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Top funny technology quotes

• Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

• We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

• Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

• We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

• My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

• Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

• Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

• “Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

• I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

• Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

Popular funny technology quotes

• We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

• Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

• Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

• “Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

• Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

• Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

• Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

• Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

• When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

• Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

More funny technology quotes

• Before you just FaceTime me randomly, please don’t.

• The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

• I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

• The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

• Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

• I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

• A real smartphone would cut you off.

• You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

• TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

• In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

Witty technology quotes

• I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

• Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

• Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

• Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

• The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

• Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

• For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

• My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

• I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

• She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

Funny technology quotes remind us that while tech keeps evolving 🔄, human errors stay wonderfully consistent 🤪. From frozen screens 🧊 to embarrassing group chat mishaps 📱, our daily digital lives offer endless comedy. These quotes celebrate the glitches, bugs 🐞, and awkward updates we all know too well 😂. So keep swiping, rebooting, and laughing — because in the world of technology, humor might just be the best user manual 📖!