New funny sorry quotes

• Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

• I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

• Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

• Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

• Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

• Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

• Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

• Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

• Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

• Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Top funny sorry quotes

• I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

• I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

• Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

• Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

• Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

• Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

• Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

• Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

• Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

• Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

Popular funny sorry quotes

• Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

• I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

• Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

• Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

• The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

• Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

• Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

• Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

• Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

• Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

More funny sorry quotes

• I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

• Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

• Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

• Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

• Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

• Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

• I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

• Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

• I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

• Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Witty sorry quotes

• Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

• I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

• I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

• Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

• Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

• Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

• Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

• Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

• Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

• Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

Funny sorry quotes remind us that while apologies are supposed to smooth things over 🕊️, they often add an extra layer of awkward comedy 😂. Whether it’s apologizing for your existence 🧍‍♀️, saying sorry just to fill silence 🔇, or sarcastic apologies that aren’t very sincere 🤣, “sorry” has become a language of its own. These quotes are perfect for anyone who can’t help but apologize for everything 🙃. So embrace the awkwardness, laugh at the endless sorries, and enjoy the funny side of constant apologies 🤪!