New funny childhood quotes

• My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

• I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

• My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

• Strict parents raise good liars.

• When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

• When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

• Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

• I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

• Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

• “Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Top funny childhood quotes

• Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

• A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

• Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

• Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

• Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

• Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

• I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

• When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

• Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

• I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

Popular funny childhood quotes

• If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

• Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

• I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

• Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

• Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

• I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

• Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

• A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

• We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

• My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

More funny childhood quotes

• Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

• My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

• It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

• They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

• Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

• When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

• Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

• Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

• When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

• Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

Witty childhood quotes

• Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

• How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

• When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

• Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

• I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

• You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

• Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

• Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

• Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

• Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Funny childhood quotes remind us that while we were small, our ideas were big — and usually made no sense 😂. Whether it was strange fashion choices 👕, bizarre games 🏃‍♂️, or wild misconceptions about how the world worked 🌎, childhood delivered endless comedy 🤣. These quotes are perfect for anyone who loves laughing at the adorable nonsense we all believed as kids 🙃. So embrace the nostalgia, laugh at the innocence, and enjoy the funny trip down memory lane 🤪!