50+ Funny Lifestyle Quotes That Prove We’re All Just Faking It In Style

New funny lifestyle quotes

• The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

• Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

• Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

• Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

• I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

• Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

• Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

• Cool times create cool guys.

• I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

• Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Top funny lifestyle quotes

• Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

• Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

• What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

• If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

• Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

• I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

• I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

• The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

• I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

• The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

Popular funny lifestyle quotes

• I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

• I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

• The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

• What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

• My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

• Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

• My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

• I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

• I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

• Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

More funny lifestyle quotes

• Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

• Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

• Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

• Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

• We decided to have money instead of children.

• Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

• Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

• Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

• Livin’ la vida vodka!

• All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Witty lifestyle quotes

• I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

• Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

• I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

• If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

• I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

• Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

• Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

• The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

• Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

• As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

Funny lifestyle quotes remind us that while lifestyles look glamorous online ✨, they’re usually powered by caffeine ☕, procrastination 🛋️, and a healthy dose of denial 🤣. Whether it’s failed morning routines 🌞, over-the-top wellness trends 🧘‍♀️, or budgeting gone hilariously wrong 💳, our lifestyle choices keep us laughing. These quotes are perfect for anyone who knows that behind every “perfect” life is a lot of comedy 🙃. So embrace the chaos, laugh at the attempts, and enjoy the humor in your unique lifestyle 🤪!