New funny laziness quotes

• There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

• Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

• Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

• The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

• How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

• Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

• I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

• My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

• I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

• I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

Top funny laziness quotes

• The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

• I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

• My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

• All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

• When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

• My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

• “Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

• The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

• Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

• “I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

Popular funny laziness quotes

• My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

• My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

• Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

• I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

• The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

• I want this laziness removed from my body.

• I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

• My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

• My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

• People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

More funny laziness quotes

• Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

• I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

• My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

• Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

• Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

• Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

• It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

• Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

• My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

• If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

Witty laziness quotes

• Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

• I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

• Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

• It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

• “Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

• Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

• “I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

• “I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

• I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

• My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

Funny laziness quotes remind us that while hard work pays off, laziness is just so much more fun 🤣. Whether it’s pretending your to-do list doesn’t exist 📝, inventing “shortcuts” that take even longer 🔄, or proudly calling it “energy conservation” 🙃, laziness keeps life entertaining. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s turned procrastination into an art form 🤪. So embrace the comfy couch, laugh at the excuses, and enjoy the comedy of being delightfully lazy 😂!