Wordgag ใƒ„

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ has downloaded:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡จ has copied:

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ has shared:

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has bookmarked:

Itโ€™s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ has viewed:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but itโ€™s like a circus in my head.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช has bookmarked:

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡น has copied:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง has bookmarked:

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ผ has shared:

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡พ has bookmarked:

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

Please twerk; I have just days left.

Please twerk; I have just days left.

Commentary:
"When your last wish is to witness some legendary twerking! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ #BucketListGoals"

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *



Welcome to Wordgag! ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŒ๏ธ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ณ has copied:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฟ has copied:

Hate when people ask โ€œwhy is it called Silence of the Lambs?โ€ Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ถ has bookmarked:

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ด has viewed:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฟ has bookmarked:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has shared:

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has viewed:

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers โ€œNo thanks, I had lunch yesterday.โ€

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง has shared:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has bookmarked:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.