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Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

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I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.