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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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When I tell you โ€œIโ€™m open to feedbackโ€ Iโ€™m telling you to be nice to me or Iโ€™ll resort to violence.

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”