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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

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If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.