Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.