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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

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If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.