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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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For the record, I use a turntable.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

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I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.