One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

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Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.