The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.