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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.