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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

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Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.