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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.