Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

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My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.