You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on. Commentary:Why fretting over confusion when I've mastered the art of cluelessness? 🤷♂️🧐 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me. Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does. Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does. I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening. Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.