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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

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One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

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Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.