New funny interaction jokes

• You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

• I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

• Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

• Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

• Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

• Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

• Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

• Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

• Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

• If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

Top funny interaction jokes

• One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

• I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

• My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

• Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

• Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

• Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

• Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

• Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

• It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

• There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

Popular funny interaction jokes

• If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

• When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

• I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

• I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

• Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

• Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

• Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

• The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

• How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

• You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

More funny interaction jokes

• Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

• I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

• They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

• I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

• Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

• Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

• Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

• “Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

• “There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

• Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Witty interaction jokes

• I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

• I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

• Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

• Imagine being social on social media.

• I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

• Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

• Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

• I get writer’s block responding to people.

• Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

• You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?