New funny where jokes

• When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

• Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

• Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

• If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

• Does anyone know where I can find true love?

• I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

• “I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

• “I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

• I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

• Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

Top funny where jokes

• Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

• How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

• It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

• I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

• Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

• “I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

• Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

• My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

• I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

• Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

Popular funny where jokes

• There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

• Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

• Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

• I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

• I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

• I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

• I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

• I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

• I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

• Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

More funny where jokes

• I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

• Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

• So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

• I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

• Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

• Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

• This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

• The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

• I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

• I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

Witty where jokes

• Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

• I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

• I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

• My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

• I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

• I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

• I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

• The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

• Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

• We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.