New funny social interaction jokes

• I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

• Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

• Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

• Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

• Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

• If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

• One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

• I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

• My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

• Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

Top funny social interaction jokes

• Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

• Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

• It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

• There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

• If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

• I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

• I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

• Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

• Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

• The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Popular funny social interaction jokes

• How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

• You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

• Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

• I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

• They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

• I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

• Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

• Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

• “Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

• “There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

More funny social interaction jokes

• Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

• I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

• I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

• Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

• I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

• Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

• Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

• I get writer’s block responding to people.

• Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

• You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

Witty social interaction jokes

• I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

• Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

• Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

• Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

• Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

• How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

• There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

• Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

• If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

• If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.