New funny why jokes

• “Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

• Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

• Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

• Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

• Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

• Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

• Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

• “Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

• I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

• Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

Top funny why jokes

• Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

• Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

• My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

• Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

• Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

• If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

• Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

• Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

• If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

• When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

Popular funny why jokes

• I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

• Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

• After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

• I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

• I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

• Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

• If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

• Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

• Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

More funny why jokes

• You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

• Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

• Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

• I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

• So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

• Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

• The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

• If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

• Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

• You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

Witty why jokes

• Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

• I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

• I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

• I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

• Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

• Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

• Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

• “Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

• I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

• You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.