New funny question jokes

• “Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

• Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

• What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

• “Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

• Does anyone know where I can find true love?

• Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

• “Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

• What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

• Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

• What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

Top funny question jokes

• Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

• I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

• The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

• Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

• Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

• Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

• People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

• Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

• If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

• What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

Popular funny question jokes

• “What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

• Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

• I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

• Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

• Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

• Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

• “You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

• Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

• Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

• “Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

More funny question jokes

• People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

• Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

• Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

• How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

• At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

• Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

• Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

• What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

• Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

• Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

Witty question jokes

• “I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

• Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

• If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

• You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

• Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

• Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

• I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

• If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

• Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

• Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.