New funny satire jokes

• Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

• I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

• Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

• Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

• America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

• There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

• “Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

• A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

• Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

• Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

Top funny satire jokes

• Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

• I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

• Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

• If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

• I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

• Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

• “I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

• I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

• Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

• If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Popular funny satire jokes

• Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

• Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

• Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

• Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

• I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

• Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

• I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

• Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

• Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

• Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

More funny satire jokes

• Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

• No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

• Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

• More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

• Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

• I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

• We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

• Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

• I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

• We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

Witty satire jokes

• Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

• America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

• I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

• You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

• I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

• Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

• You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

• I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

• Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

• I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.