New funny nature jokes

• I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

• When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

• I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

• If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

• Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

• Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

• Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

• Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

• Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

• Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

Top funny nature jokes

• Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

• Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

• I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

• The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

• The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

• Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

• I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

• Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

• A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

• Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

Popular funny nature jokes

• Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

• The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

• Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

• Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

• Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

• Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

• Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

• Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

• The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

• The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

More funny nature jokes

• Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

• Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

• I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

• I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

• When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

• Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

• Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

• Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

• Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

• The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

Witty nature jokes

• It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

• Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

• I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

• Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

• I have friends in high places (birds).

• I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

• Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

• Listen to the birds, not the news.

• Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

• Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.