50+ Funny Favorite Jokes That Celebrate the Things We Love a Little Too Much

New funny favorite jokes

• My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

• “Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

• I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

• My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

• I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

• “I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

• My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

• “It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

• “Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

• My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Top funny favorite jokes

• I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

• My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

• My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

• The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

• My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

• My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

• One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

• My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

• Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

• My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

Popular funny favorite jokes

• My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

• My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

• I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

• Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

• My favorite color is sunshine.

• My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

• The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

• Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

• Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

• My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

More funny favorite jokes

• I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

• Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

• My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

• Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

• My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

• Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

• Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

• “At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

• My favorite hobby is withering away.

• My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Witty favorite jokes

• Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

• One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

• My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

• I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

• My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

• Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

• Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

• My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

• Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

• My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.