Funny single jokes prove that being on your own can be full of unexpected comedy 🛋️💌. Funny single jokes capture everything from awkward dating disasters and lonely snack raids to binge-watching marathons and celebrating the joy of freedom 🍕📺. Whether you’re happily independent, reluctantly single, or somewhere in between, these jokes highlight the hilarious perks (and pitfalls) of solo life 😅✨.
New funny single jokes
- Real lovers are currently single, by the way.
- I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”
- Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.
- A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.
- I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.
- Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.
- Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.
- People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.
- It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.
- A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.
Top funny single jokes
- Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.
- I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.
- Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.
- I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.
- Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.
- Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”
- The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.
- I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.
- The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.
- The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.
Popular funny single jokes
- You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.
- No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.
- The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.
- Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.
- I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.
- If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.
- One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.
- Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”
- Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.
- The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.
More funny single jokes
- I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.
- Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.
- Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.
- I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.
- Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!
- My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.
- I am single, please disturb me!
- Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.
- I dare you to try and be more single than me.
- Tested positive for being single af
Witty single jokes
- Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.
- Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?
- The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.
- Relationship status: he escaped.
- Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.
- Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.
- “Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.
- Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
- Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.
- Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.
Funny single jokes remind us that life alone doesn’t mean life without laughs 🥤🎉. From quirky routines and late-night adventures to friends’ matchmaking attempts and self-indulgent moments 💄🛒, being single is full of comedy. Share these jokes, embrace your independence, and remember: flying solo is funniest when you can laugh at yourself 🤣.