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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.