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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.