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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

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I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

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Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.