Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

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Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?