I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.