There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

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I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

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I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

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Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.