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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.