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"Who knew that the real horror of being a zombie is not the brain-eating or the decay, but just the sheer amount of cardio involved? No wonder they're always moaning – those poor undead souls just need a rest day!"
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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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