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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?