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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

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Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

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The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

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My nickname in high school was “who?”