The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.