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I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

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Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.