Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.
  • Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.
  • You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.
  • To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
  • I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.
  • Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”