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I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

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2 months ago

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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2 months ago

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Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

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5 months ago

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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2 months ago

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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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2 months ago

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23 shares on YouTube this month:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

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You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

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I need to have a ginger ale about this.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I have thought one billion times about everything.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Just shared via Threads:

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Shared recently on Discord:

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

Seen just now on Threads:

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Just shared via Facebook:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Going viral on Slack:

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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