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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

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In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

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If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

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There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

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Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

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Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

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Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

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If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

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