A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

A clever man fills his wife's closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

Commentary:
“Looks like this clever man is taking ‘clothes horse’ to a whole new level! 🕺👗👠 Sorry fellas, this closet is reserved for the MVP only! 🏆😄 #FashionableFortress”

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