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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!