A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!” I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.
