A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clo… Commentary:"Looks like this clever man is taking 'clothes horse' to a whole new level! 🕺👗👠 Sorry fellas, this closet is reserved for the MVP only! 🏆😄 #FashionableFortress" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket. I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.
