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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

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I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

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Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

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Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

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Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

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Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

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The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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