Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.
  • I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.
  • More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.
  • If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.
  • I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.
  • The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.