Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
  • How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?
  • Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.
  • Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
  • Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.
  • If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.