A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet. You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know! You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs. My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met. I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.